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silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

(via crystallized-teardrops)

lies will always be lies no matter how white they are

(Source: sorafool, via humorking)

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

(via crystallized-teardrops)

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

(Source: wasiangod, via hate)

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

(via crystallized-teardrops)

hush-its-okay:

loav:

I peeled like 28 onions

oh my fucking god

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(Source: verticulars, via distraction)

hancljob:

im ugly on the inside too 

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

humorking:

theres NOTHING worse then losing your headphones 

(via metalcxre)