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alexaaxa:

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dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

(via circumcising)

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via trust)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via eatsleeepgethead)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

(via pendents)

lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

(via hate)

dashdrive:

will you still love me when my eyebrow game is no longer hella strong

(via trust)

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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(via hate)