I love people who make me forget that I’m shy
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
will you still love me when my eyebrow game is no longer hella strong